If I see “actual malice” coming from any source, I will sue for false light. I may even offer a reward to anyone reporting malice to me. That way, I can catch everyone—even a reporter from a small, remote TV station or a guest on a talk show. I really don’t even need to prove malice since I will maintain that I’m not a public figure. I could get rich off this alone. Of course, I’ll wait until this is all over to sue these people.

I especially want to keep an eye out for CBS, because they will be the only media company not involved in this lawsuit. The owner of CBS is Paramount which is owned by Larry Ellison’s company now. I’ve done nothing to Larry Ellison but he went out of his way to make me his enemy, so for him, I will behave like an enemy.

By the way, I know IIED is hard to prove, but I believe I can prove it. If anyone could prove it, it should be me. I know there will be IIED because there is a two-decade-old conspiracy to inflict IIED on me. The public doesn’t need to know all these details about my life. It’s irrelevant to the lawsuit and shouldn’t be considered newsworthy.