I don’t care who you are, if you invaded my privacy you need to pay a price.

That means you Gardner-Webb University. You had no excuse to invade my privacy, but since you saw Christopher Newport University planting an eavesdropping device in my meetings, you thought it would be okay to put eavesdropping devices in my dorm and in my car. Money-see, monkey-do. Yeah at the time I was already into my 7th year of being celibate, so don’t act like you did it for some good reason. I can still sue you because this is an ongoing conspiracy, and if you committed an act in furtherance of the conspiracy, then you are just as guilty as everyone else.

It even means people I once called friends. What kind of friend does that? Probably a friend who was convinced by the media to do it to supposedly save girls from my sexual exploits. That’s no excuse, you broke the law. If you had a problem with anything, you could’ve picked up the phone and called the police and let them do their job rather than trying to be the hero and kiss the media’s ass. If you try to sue me for anything, I will surely countersue you. Needless to say, we don’t talk anymore because you are a backstabbing sellout of a friend. Sure, maybe you impressed the media, but you really are just a do-boy, doing the bidding of people in the media who don’t give a s*** about you. I hope you got all the attention you wanted, but really, you need to wipe all of that brown stuff off of your nose.

And yes, it means the Cox guy who put an eavesdropping device in my bathroom. One day I’ll get the evidence and I’ll sue the hell out of you.