{"id":7146,"date":"2026-10-10T20:50:13","date_gmt":"2026-10-10T20:50:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/vanjordan.com\/?p=7146"},"modified":"2026-10-10T20:55:06","modified_gmt":"2026-10-10T20:55:06","slug":"not-at-all-serious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vanjordan.com\/?p=7146","title":{"rendered":"Not At All Serious"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Before you accuse me of something let me just say I&#8217;m not suicidal or homicidal and never have been because I&#8217;m in obviously still here and no girl is dead. I had a bad dream or something. I don&#8217;t harbor that kind of stuff in my heart. I was just making a point about my hurts. Dont get too happy about it. Just chill out bro.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Before you accuse me of something let me just say I&#8217;m not suicidal or homicidal and never have been because [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7146","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vanjordan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7146","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vanjordan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vanjordan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vanjordan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vanjordan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7146"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/vanjordan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7146\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7151,"href":"https:\/\/vanjordan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7146\/revisions\/7151"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vanjordan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7146"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vanjordan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7146"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vanjordan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7146"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}